This is a fantastic idea — Live Monopoly!

One game takes 24 hours… You get £15m to spend on property in London, then you pick one of 18 GPS enabled taxis as your playing piece.

Every time a rival cab passes one of your properties, they pay you rent. Every time your cab lands on another player’s property, you have to pay them rent.

At the end of the day, the person with the most money wins! There are even some London-based prizes, including the underwhelming “free meal at Nandos every month for a year”. (For those of you who don’t know, Nandos is a restaurant that only serves one item – chicken. They add a service charge to your bill, even though it’s self-service. It is the worst place on earth.)

Unfortunately, unlike real Monopoly, this game doesn’t allow you to cheat by nicking all the £500 notes when the other players are at the loo.

Back in the 90s, we were fascinated by Madonna’s pointy bra.

What was she keeping in there? Nobody really knew, but we reckoned it was either a crucifix or a pyramint.

How wrong we were. Because, according to a ‘source’ on this website, Madonna likes to store pink crystals in her knocker-holster.

What a pervy old minx.

Tom Cruise hasn’t been doing himself any favours recently, what with the mad shouting, the jumping up and down, the wrestling with Oprah, and the vampirical ‘relationship’ with Katies Holmes’ credibility.

But we have to admit he comes off quite well from the whole squirting-water-in-his-face incident. His reactions seem almost human. You can even imagine sharing his indignation.

Luckily, tvgasm have redubbed the whole incident as though it were porn, robbing Cruise of his dignity all over again. Hooray!

Now we can go back to deciding who should replace Katie on our laminated list.