:: Cor blimey, it’s only the farking trailer for Guy Ritchie’s new film, you slags.

:: The Sugababes’ new video is previewed over on Popjustice. Warning: includes strobe lights, bouncing, forty-seven-year-old song.

:: Trailer Addict has the (real, this time) trailer for Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make A Porno.

:: What on earth is going on in the new Kaiser Chiefs video?

:: Out magazine names the 100 Gayest Albums of all time. Showtunes, Madonna and The Indigo Girls – who’d have thunk it?

:: Jennifer Aniston tries out the oldest pick-up technique in the book – “You look kinda tense, why don’t I give your shoulders a rub?”

:: Epic marriage proposal failure

:: The LA Times has a great preview of Sunday night’s VMAs, which mark the 25th anniversary of the MTV award show. Apparently they’re going to use Paramount Studios back-lot to create live music videos. It can only be better than the awful “party in Kanye West’s hotel room” from last year.

:: Eleventy buckets of brilliant – Diplo vs Santogold have done a mixtape called Top Ranking. Thirty-five top tunes, including three new Santogold songs. Tracklisting over at Get Weird.

:: Janet Jackson reckons she might bring her Rock Witch U tour to Europe. I’ll believe it when I see it.

:: After her interview with Billboard, Janet dressed up as a mushroom and presented her brothers with silver-plated KFC buckets [shurely some mistake - Ed]

:: Am I the only one who finds it frightening that, if John McCain gets elected, Sarah Palin – who says global warming is “not man-made” – is only one weak heartbeat away from being President? Gain some more insight into her fully-thought-through political ideas from her “personal blog“.

:: We Are Pop Slags has a new discovery – US teen band Vistoso Bosses, who are the Sugababes multiplied by the Wee Papa Girl Rappers. Just signed to Interscope, apparently. One to watch.