October 9th, 2008
It’s the Alesha Dixon video!!!!!
It’s a 10/10 song and dance extravaganza… But what do the Strictly Come Dancing judges make of it all??
Craig Revel Horwood: I thought Alesha was beautiful but she needs to eat a few more sausages. What I could see of the footwork was distinctly average. Bah, humbug, grumble, moan, gripe.
Arlene Phillips: SHE WENT UP LIKE A HOT AIR BALLOON AND EXPLODED LIKE A FIREWORK. HELLO? CAN YOU HEAR ME? 
Len Goodman: I’ve afraid I’ve had a bit of a sherry and I have no idea what’s going on. Is this on the telly? Can I have my bed now, please? Nurse?!
Bruno Tonioli: Darling, you have more wriggles than a wriggly worm. A fabulous wriggly worm shimmying in a smouldering dress. Hot and passionate like a Mexican chilli pepper in a sexy heatwave (**explodes**)
Fascinating.
