December 15th, 2008
Simon Cowell: Cheryl’s more popular than me
He’s not bitter, honest:
Speaking of the X Factor, thank goodness Alexandra won. It’s not like the world was clamouring for another One True Voice, is it?
I particularly liked that she came up with a dance routine for the world’s least danceable song, Hallelujah. You can join in at home with this handy guide:

The fourth

The fifth

The minor fall

The major lift

Hallelujah!
See the whole, tear-soaked lovefest below:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP17undSOek]







