Two years ago, a highly dubious “hollywood blogger” claimed to have outed several of hip-hop’s biggest stars. Jonathan Jaxson, whose blog has since been deleted, was so scurrilous that even Perez Hilton sued him for libel, slander, invasion of privacy, harassment and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Nonetheless, hip-hop is not the most enlightened of communities when it comes to gay rights, so several artists have found their names sullied by the (never-proven) gossip.

Step forward Ludacris, who has taken extreme measures to ensure we aware of his love for the female of the species. Especially all the hot ones, okay?

Okay, it’s a complete car crash of a song, but I think we’re left in no doubt: Girls and fucking – Ludacris is a fan of them both.

He’s also a fan of Jay-Z’s Girls, Girls, Girls, which he’s completely ripped off.

But the real reason I posted this travesty is for the comments on its Youtube (youtube) page. They are, to say the least, perfect examples of their genre: